They tried to conquer the world with guns
Like a horde of huns
That had to be removed
We used a secret weapon
We did it with a groove

They tried to conquer the world with administration
And make one nation
But then they had to move
We made us a home
Built on a groove

They tried to conquer the world with kindness
And blind open-mindedness
Like they had something to prove
They're on their own
Amen, we got the groove

They tried to conquer the world and call it art
So did bonaparte
Now he hangs in the louvre
It's not a museum piece
This is the groove