Got a leaky faucet, the water comes out brown. The handle falls off the toilet when I push it down. Stains on the floor, glass for a front door. Home sweet home. Mildew in the shower, mildew in the sink. Something in the fridge is really startin' to stink. Got a couple bugs, neighbors all on drugs. Home sweet home. King of the castle, yeah that's me. And I can think of a few places I would rather be. But I'm here to stay for now and I call this dump home somehow. No hot water, I take my showers cold. Fridge doors fallin' off and the oven's really old. Airplanes overhead awake the living dead. No food in the cupboards, the roaches are gettin' mad screamin' roach abuse cause' they say I treat them bad. Their rents never paid, so out comes the raid. Home sweet home. King of the castle, yeah that's me. And I can think of a few places I would rather be. But I'm here to stay for now and I call this dump home somehow. Home sweet home.
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