A is for apricot



B is for blossom



C is for cantelope



D is for dog-gone awesome



E is extremely blessed and endowed



F is for fabulous



That's what this song's all about







Big top women sure do bounce around



I love to see them walkin' up and down



The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown







I had to get some new tags



My plates had done run out



I had to get some new tags



My plates had done run out



And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt







That the big top women sure do bounce around



I love to see them walkin' up and down



Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom



Make you go down town







I met this meter maid, Nadine



She didn't carry no gun around



But she was packin' some 38's



Big tittie man get right down on the ground







Now the big top women sure do bounce around



I love to see them walkin' up and down



Steps of the courthouse



Make you wanna get a ticket and



Go downtown







I went downtown after work



This joint called the hot house



They had some big top women there



And whoo, they then came out







I said girl you sure look fine



With your uniform gone



She had hundred dollar bills



Stuck in her thong



Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/h/hank+williams+jr/big+top+women_20153754.html ]