She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said no mam! I mean no disrespect, and I apologize if this fucks up your program! You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying, but they say he can turn water to wine Well, if there's a hell below, then we all gonna be just fine! There I stood, six feet of sin, a walking contradiction But am I wrong for posing questions? Or am I just another lost soul searching? Then she gave me a look, so unchristian Told me she'll pray for my children I sense if she's so holly you'll probably outlive me But if I bought a jesus piece think you can forgive me?
Chorus: Maybe I would be a fool to think That somewhere in the sky is a place for me! What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me! Now I never been religious I'm just a big fan of logistics And if you make sense then I'm all for it I even pray if the situation calls for it Somebody ask me if I believe in miracles I try to answer without sounding satirical I'm three years past my expiration, And yet I'm still fresher than a new born! So I guess that's my explanation But it's safe to say I never seen an unicorn. And I never chase rainbows But I heard the devil wears designer clothes So does god have a favorite brand? And for that matter is he even a man? Or will I go to hell for even saying that? Only time will tell, I'm just relating facts.
Chorus: Maybe I would be a fool to think That somewhere in the sky is a place for me! What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me!