Rock 'N Roll Never Felt So Good
By Gwar

I met her at a donkey show
Off the America Must Be Destroyed album

Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo
She was minutes past 13
Reading "Nugget" magazine
Cum splattered tube-top
Then I saw she was a quadraplechick
Scrawny pre-pube tits
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That's when I noticed her legs were wood
And I said baby you're looking good
And dragged her out the door.
I grabbed a stump
I need a hole I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit
Filled drawers.
Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good.


It wasn't nothin pretty
She took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed around
Filled with infected sperm
I criss-crossed with my cable
I smashed her face through a door

That found her in a plastic bag
Down by Highway 64
And I said baby you're looking good
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
And all you people
You just can't understand
I need a hole I don't need no hips
I need the taste of dick on my lips
With a piece of frozen shit.
I fucked her asshole

So good
Good, should, could, I think it feels real good
Rock and roll never felt so good