On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came in my room
And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,
And get a God damn job."
So I told her
"Hey, hey, fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
So I slammed the door in her face!
Don't ever barge in my room
Or I'll kick your ass
And call the cops
And tell them I am abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in Vail
No one to post your bail
'cause daddy loves me more
He says that you're a


You're worthless,
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now gimme 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now gimme 20 bucks
Now make it 50, bucks
Now Mom writes me letters
I write return to sender, let her
Rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry Mom, I had to pawn
Your china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat
AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!
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