Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the
Hedge while the neighbors kids were in pool The power cord got a little close
To waters edge and sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only
Nine
Better luck next time Woke up one sunday afternoon The families gone on a
Hunt-
Ing trip for carabou Broke out ladder gonna patch some hols up on the roof I
Slipped and fell and landed on the ground no one was around when will I be
Found
I'm sure not glad it happened But I'm happy as can be That it took the life
From
Someone else Better than me Bought A home right by the plant They said
She's never blow again like she did beforePerhaps they spoke A bit to soon
Cause A
Half passed noon She blew like hell and then the sku turned red Toxins
Overhead
Everybody's dead, everybody's dead Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening
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