Oh maria hands it out
She comes from guatamala
She helps me get around
She helps when Im in trouble
When the ice cream hit the ground
The federales they were acoming
She had made arrangements with a vendor
The stupid gringo - he got away
Now if I had a $100s
And maracas in my hand
Id shake them for maria
Id pressure her old man
To let me take her back to texas
In the white pickup truck
Where she had done a dozen favors
To get me out of dutch
La...
Now we never spank the children
And the house is pretty small
And I never learned the language
Of old guatamal
But there are frijoles when Im hungry
And I drink tequila when Im dry
And the coffee is oh so good
And maria hands it out
La...

