A Valentine's Day party, I didn't think you'd show.
You don't like making entrances alone; you've got a new friend, likes to go to movies, like to drink Red wine. Sounds familiar, better hold on tight, a film school drunk can be so hard to find.
You've got a new friend, and the two of you don't ever seem to part, now I'm the odd man gone. You've Got a new friend, and your mom's got you convinced that he's the
One, he's all you need, so forget me, marry him at once
But if you ever change your mind, I could still but that box of wine.
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude,
But you've got a new friend