(chorus) - i've got large genitals, that i show to elderly women, at the
Cost of 5 dollars a head. i've got large genitals, bigger than your
Mother's, and i just showed them to a guy named Fred.
Oh lord. it's hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a large
Penis. who could ask for anything more? they're lyin' when they say size
Doesn't matter. imagine how hard it is on my bladder. i can't go sideways
Through my front door.
There's a million uses for my dick. i whip it out, and locks i can pick.
Like a swiss army knife only bigger. it likes a martini with a twist of
Lime. it's a philanthropist, and it fights crime. did you know that george
Burke is a wigger?
The Large Genitals Song Lyrics