[Incomprehensible]
Chicken legs and scrambled eggs, potato chips in onion dip
Are things I eat for breakfast every day
Honey ham and soggy spam, Jimmy Dean with refried beans
Help me to get started on my way
Boys and girls, you better be cautious
'Cause you know I'm feeling nauseous
And you know my face is turning green
Roast goose in pickle juice, hamburger in vinegar
Are things I like to eat during lunch
Jellyfish with bacon bits, pork and beans with shaving cream
Are things you know I really like to munch
Boys and girls, you better be cautious
'Cause you know I'm feeling nauseous
And you know my face is turning green
One, two, three, four
Onion rings and Burger King and winter coats and bars of soap
And lava lamps and postage stamps and broken jars and foreign cars
And carpet hair and Tupperware and saxophones and cobblestones
Electric eels and stainless steel
One, two, three, four
Banana splits with southern grits, throat lozenges with sausages
Are super meals that really taste yummy
Chocolate malts with cubes of salt and crepe suzette made from insects
Are things I like to put in my tummy
Boys and girls, you better be cautious
'Cause you know I'm feeling nauseous
And you know my face is turning green
