"Who gives a fuck about a God damn grammy?" (Willie D) Yo, Flav, I give a fuck about a God damn grammy But them motherfuckin hoes won't hand me one At least you was invited by the biggots The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket To the phoney ass ceremony Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony Cause when it comes to award time Niggaz be standin on the God damn sideline I'm loadin my nine, cause I got a lotta grudges I'm bout to take out the judges Willie D won't shit cha but hit cha Take a look at the overall picture Every year its the same old story Same faces, same kinda gories I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where's my God damn trophy? I'm under a microscope, for the songs I wrote Cause the ganksta of love don't scapegoat I tell it like it is that's why they don't ban me I ain't tryin to make nobody happy I'm from the streets so I kick it for the ghetto I can't talk about shit I don't know Your whole vocabulary's baby baby baby That's why you so God damn crazy And it should be a crime One sucka gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times It ain't that he's better than the rest It's just a damn popularity contest Or a bribe or a favor Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that they major I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where's my God damn trophy? (Award host) "And the winner is George Strait" "For best female vocalist, Reba McIntyre" "Most appearances made after death, Elvis Presley The king couldn't be here due to illness So to accept his award on his behalf, we have Grateful Dead" It ain't what you know, it's who you know bro That's why I'm not on your radio and your video show It's gettin kinda hectic And I still ain't kissin no ass to be accepted They finally gotta category for rap But don't blink cause you'll miss it in the format And if you follow my suggestions 9 times outta 10 you see some country western They need to have Willie D on that stage Pumpin his fists like this and gettin bliss With MD-20 20 Or the 40 O-Z wit the rest of the GB I'm tired of your boring shows I make your stuck up ass audience say HO! I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where's my God damn trophy (Award host) "And the winner is Randy Travis And Guns and...hey what the?" (Willie D) "GET the fuck outta the way Get your ass out the God damn way Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners is The God damn Geto Boys for most fuck words in a song The Bitch Killa of the Year grammy goes to That nigga you love to have Ice Cube The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 Live Crew The High Roller of the industry award goes out to Ice T The pro-black grammy goes out to Public Enemy Cause they too black and they too God damn strong And we gonna give the lip-sync God damn motherfuckin grammy To those punk motherfuckers, Milli Vanilli"