There was this girl
who owned a pearl
Who always seemed...
She always daydreamed

She was lactosentolarent
and only ate tofu
She used the vegetables for table legs
as she was only 4 inches high
She was the inch high private girl
who owned a pearl
which was only 2mm in diamater!!

She would complain
and moan
and always asked for loans
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