Tina, let me talk to your mommy
I can't right now Daddy, she's under the dryer
Well, just tell her that the flame of love's still burning
Mommy, Daddy just said he just caught on fire.
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Tina, just say I'll be home early
I better not Daddy, she's too upset about the fire!
No, the flames of love don't mean there's something burning
Mommy, I think Daddy just called you a liar!

Tell her I just called to say I love her
You'd better wait a while, Daddy, I think she's really mad
Put down that phone and go and get your Mommy right now
Daddy, I can't talk anymore 'cause Mommy just walked right out the door
And I'm going with her. Bye Daddy. I wonder if I did do something bad...