Tonight do me a favor on your way to do me wrong
Drop me at a honky tonk, don't leave me here alone
I washed and waxed the car today I even filled the tank
If you're gonna drive me crazy drive me to drink.

All the mothers and your lovers will be happy I suppose
You'll be in his arms again and I'll be off the road
The highway will be safer and they'll have you to thank
If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby, drive me to drink.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/george+jones/drive+me+to+drink_20189413.html ]
You're in the driver's seat, it's all up to you
I'll be your dedicated man or your designated fool
But if you're hell-bent and bound to bolt I can't change the way you think
If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby, drive me to drink.

--- Instrumental ---

You're in the driver's seat, it's all up to you
I'll be your dedicated man or your designated fool
But if you're hell-bent and bound to bolt I can't change the way you think
If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby, drive me to drink.

Well, if you're gonna drive me crazy, baby, drive me to drink...