(this ones called: taxman) (one, two, three, four, one two)
Let me tell you how it will be Theres one for you, nineteen for me cause Im the taxman Yeah, Im the taxman
Should five percent appear too small Be thankful I dont take it all cause Im the taxman Yeah, Im the taxman
(if you drive a car car) Ill tax the street (if you try to sit sit) Ill tax your seat (if you get too cold cold) Ill tax the heat (if you take a walk walk) Ill tax your feet
Taxman!
cause Im the taxman Yeah, Im the taxman
Dont ask me what I want it for (ah, ah, mr. major) If you dont want to pay some more (ah, ah, mr. [..]) cause Im the taxman Yeah, Im the taxman
If I reduce it, can you sleep (ah, ah, boris yeltzin) Get back [..] v.a.t. (ah, ah, mr. bush) cause Im the taxman Yeah, Im the taxman
If you get a hat hat, Ill tax your hat If you get a cat cat, Ill tax your cat If you wipe your feet feet, Ill tax your mat If you walk away away, Ill tax your [..]
Now my advise to those who die (taxman!) Declare the pennies on your eyes (taxman!) cause Im the taxman Yeah, Im the taxman.