Hey baby, be my dog! Owwww! Alice in my fantasies, uh Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me Said she would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion The freak said I would even owe her my devotion She said she'd, uh, cover me with, uh, strawberries And pretend that I'm a shortcake I said, "Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" OWWW!!! Yeah!!! Hey!!! Alice in my fantasies Promised to do all kind of things to me Said she would, uhh, suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion And that I would even owe her my devotion I saidm "Uh, lady, be my dog and I'll be your tree And you can pee on me." Mama said never eat yellow snow So away we go! Huh, huh, huhh, huhh, huhh, huuuuuuhhh, huuuuhhhh!!!! Heyyy!!! Be my dog! Hey! Baby They call it mental masturbation ?