Woke up today
Looking through my email
It's all triple x - explicit sex
But I'm not horny

Can't make it stop, the different colored soda pops
Striped toe socks, call the cops
I can't take anymore

I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free
All the ringtones that I need
But no one ever calls me

I should paint myself green
Walk around in a red g-string
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
Put a band aid on my face
You know that I....
Wish I could start a trend

Checkin' out and in of the Paris Hilton
Joe Millionaire - he's a has been
Flippin' through a hundred million channels
But I still watch Road Rules
Lose the pounds FLIP
You gotta buy now FLIP
Here's the number to save your soul FLIP
Breaking news...another Michael Jackson scandal
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I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free
More on-peak than I need
But no one ever calls me

I'll wear low rider jeans
Put a barbell through my dingaling
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
Put a band aid on my pretty face
Cause I wish, I know, I could....
I would start a trend

Nana nana na
Nana nana na
Nana nana na

Then there's my girlfriend
She's such a cutie
She'd be a beauty
If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty
I could bend her over and she let me spank it
Take off my jeans
The zipper pinched my dingaling
And I don't really fit in
Throw my hat away
Take that stupid band aid off my face
And I...I wish there were
One more way to tan your skin
A reality show where no one wins
If I would be myself
Then I would start a trend

If I'd just be myself