I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
I'm not embarrassed to go out,
It wouldn't be the first
I've looked underneath evertyhing
The place is such a mess
There's stuff to do, I must go out,
It's probably for the best
I couldn't find my pants today
I think it's probably better that way
I used to dream I was at scool
And running with no pants
That nigthmare has become my dream
It's difficult to grasp
Even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
There's nothing I like better than
To walk up to the shops
