Hey there, Bret I see you looking down Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown Just because I get more women than you Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy. They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay. Just hear me out when I say,
Bret, you got it goin' on The ladies get to know your sexuality When they get to know your personality. I said, Bret, you got it goin' on. Not in a gay way Just in a hey, mate, I want to say that you're looking okay, mate.
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy That he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable Because you're bumpable Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable If I say you've got a boom-ow-ow Come on, Bret Help me out now
Bret you got it goin' on. (I got it goin' on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you. Bret, you've got it goin' on (Got it goin' on)
No doubt about it We'd be getting crazy If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
Oooh, if one of us was a lady And I was your man, if I was your man Well, sometimes it gets lonely And I need a woman And then I imagine you with some bosoms In fact, one time when we were touring And I was really lonely And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel I put a wig on you when you were sleeping Put a wig on you Ooh ooh ooh And I just laid there and spooned you Bret, you've got it goin' on