(Tommy Collins)

If you got a Cadillac boy
And a forty room shack boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey.

But if you got no huggin'
No smoochin' or muggin'
Well, if you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'.

If you're ridin' on the gravy train
Instead of walkin' down lovers lane
You can't make hay boy
You're goin' the wrong way boy.

You gotta get a little honey
It's better than money
Well, if you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'.

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If they call you a big man
'Cause you got a lot of bottom land
If you're kin to the president
And if you help run the government.

But if you get no attention
You better off on a pension
For if you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'.

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If you got a string of long cars
And you're smoking them fourbit cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little choochy coo.

It takes a little of smackin'
Or your life is a lackin'
Well, if you ain't lovin',
Well, brother then you ain't livin'...