Dine with me
And come a little closer
Have a seat
Be my guest
Now take a guess
What we are having today
Don't think too long
You might be wrong

Why won't you eat with me?
Why won't you?
Pig nick
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/farmer+boys/pig+nick_20851013.html ]
You ask me
What for I got these big eyes
You ask me
What for I got this big nose
Now take a guess
What for I got this huge mouth
Don't think too long
You might be dead and gone (Well done! )

Why won't you eat with me?
Why won't you?
Pig nick