His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyches in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard ramones in 81
Has a spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesnt get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the weetabix
A fancied wit thats imitation of rumpole of bailey
Whos causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw not the nine oclock news history of the world part one
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editors father (x12)