I’m in love with the carrier bag manI love the carrier bag man x2Carrier bags strewn all around the roomAh, the carrier bag man-- I am himCoz I am the carrier bag man -- I am the carrier bag manI’ve no time to sit comfortable downBut I still need armchairs round my homeTo put carrier bags onI am the carrier bag manCarry a bag man!I don’t make waves, I hide bags in gravesNo cash is earned straight nowadays anywaysPlease all you onlookers understandSo make gangway for carrier bag manI am carrier bag man[megaphone rant]When in town I keep head downKneel on the croft when the mariah comes roundFat-assed workmen, I scurry aroundThere’s few good places to hide bags behindCoz I am carrier bag man.Carry a bag man!
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