P Hello hello may I speak to the E?

E This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?

Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley?

Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie?

Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy

Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy

P Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double

It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble

Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over

E Why P?

P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa

E - What?

P - Last night I was all alone

Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown

Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you

Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22

E - Where was I?

P - I don't know, you wasn't there

Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear

I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow

Shifted out the door to the local disco

E - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub

P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club

It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta

Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa

Seen a fly girl, standin next to me

So I slid over to her very non-chalantly

She was DEF, body perfectly fit

She was packin, a 300-E with the kit

I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"

I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"

E - "Hi, my name is Cris"

P - "Can I buy you a drink?"

E - "Yes"

P - "What will it be?"

E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.

By the way is that your Caadillac Allante

parked outside right next to my Monte

car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."

P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it

"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.

We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad."

We got to my house we walked through the door

Threw on "Night and Day" by

E - Al. be Sure

P - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips

So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips

I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt

Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt

Put my eho up here

E - Yeah it's time to do work

P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react

I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat

I bust a move... when it came to that

But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack

Started dpom it, then she called me the master

E - You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster

P - At first I laughed, as if it was a joke

But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke

I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be

The J to the A to the N to the E

E - Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin

With the Anita Baker head

P - Nah more like Whitney Houston

E - While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode"

Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode

Peace, I'm Audi 5000
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Epmd – Jane Ii Lyrics

Songwriters: ERICK SERMON, PARRISH SMITH
Jane Ii lyrics © SONGS MUSIC PUBLISHING

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