Verse 1 Iāve created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Shady no more They want Smiley Iām chopped liver Well if you want Smiley, this is what Iāll give ya A little bit of seeds mixed with some hard liquor Some binaca thatāll jumpstart my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked at the Hospital By the Dr. when Iām not cooperating When heās rocking the table while Iām masturbating (Hey!) You waited this long so stop debating Cuz Iām back, Iām on a fag and ejaculating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney But your husbandās heart problemās complicating So the FCC wonāt let me leave, or let me be me so watch me flee They tried to shut me down on EmTV, but it feels so empty with Smiley So come on you prick, jump on a dick rotate, on the dick and suck some dick And get ready cuz this shitās about to get heavy I just got in all cop pursuits, āFUCK YOU DEBBIE!ā
Chorus x2 Now this aināt like a job for me So everybody just let me be Cuz we need a little penis envy Cuz it feels so empty with Smiley
Verse 2 Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisonerās pelvis āTill someone comes along a mission and yells ādickā A missionary, vision is scary, could start a resolution Pollutinā the air waves a rebel So let me just revel and tact, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass And itās a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask Smiley? Well, Iām black (Batman sound) Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then Iām gonna enter in And up under your skin like a splinter The center of perfection, back for the winter Iām interesting The less thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and resting Testing āAttention Pleaseā feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Hereās my 10 cents and my ass cheeks are free A nuisance, who sent, you sent Smiley?
Verse 3 A tisk-it a task-it, Iāll go tit for tat with Anybody whoās taking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass flipped Worse than āem little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby, you can get bombed by Dolby This 36-year-old bald headed fag sold me He donāt know me, heās too old, let it go, move over, nobody listens to Techno Now letās go, just give weed the signal, I'll be there with a whole crew full Of new imbeciles I've been doped, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turn himself into A symbol But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to disgust me So this must mean Iām Smite Smiley But itās just me Iām just smiling Though Iām not the first queen of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do Black Music so selfishly And use it to get myself healthy (Hey!) Thereās a concept that works 20 million other white rappers submerge But it matters how many fish in the sea When it will be so empty with Smiley
(Hum dei dei la la, Hum dei dei la laā¦ la la la) x2 āKidsā