I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya, a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker, then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital, by the Dr. When I'm not cooperating, when I'm rocking the table while he's operating You waited this long now stop debating, cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney, but your husbands heart problem's complicating So the fcc wont let me be or let me be me so let me see they tried to shut me down on mtv but it feels so empty without me So come on and dip, bum on your lips f**k that, c** on your lips and some on your t***, and get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits (f**k you debbie!)
Chorus (X2) Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells " bitch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got everyone kissing my a** and it's a disaster such a catastrophe, for you to see so damn much of my a** you ask for me? Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting " Testing Attention Please", feel the tension soon as someone mentions me here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go t** for tat with anybody who's talking this s**t that s**t. Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your a** kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit b******s, and Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the s**t just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) there's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me
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