Welcome back, my friends To the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend! Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass Stands a real blade of grass Be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show's about to start Guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth (Chorus) You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo. You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll
Right before your eyes, We'll pull laughter from the skies And he laughs until he cries, Then he dies, then he dies
(Extended instrumental, mostly keyboard)
Soon the Gypsy Queen In a glaze of Vaseline Will perform on guillotine What a scene! What a scene! Next upon the stand Will you please extend a hand To Alexander's Ragtime Band Dixieland, Dixieland
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! See the show!
Performing on a stool We've a sight to make you drool Seven virgins and a mule Keep it cool. Keep it cool. We would like it to be known The exhibits that were shown Were exclusively our own, All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show! See the show!