(words & music by tepper - bennett)Some like their women short, some like them tallI’ll take them any size ’cause I love them allI’m just wild about smorgasbordI got a cravin’ for smorgasbordA little kiss here, a little kiss thereThat’s smorgasbordMmmSome take just apple pie, some take just cakeI’ll take the dish I please, please the dish I takeI’m just wild about smorgasbordI got a cravin’ for smorgasbordA little kiss here, a little kiss thereThat’s smorgasbordMmmSome like just southern belles, they got a one track mindI go for all the belles except the wedding kindI’m just wild about smorgasbordI got a cravin’ for smorgasbordA little kiss here, a little kiss thereThat’s smorgasbordSome like their women short, some like them tallI’ll take them any size ’cause I love them all, mmmSome take just apple pie, some take just cakeI’ll take the dish I please, please the dish I take