Lyrics by bernie taupin
Available on the album reg strikes back
Theres another one due in three months time
Shell have to paint the spare room blue
Shell work a little overtime
And hope it all works out for frank and her
If she can keep him home nights
Away from those factory girls
And the gas bills come and the money burns
And frank just keeps complaining
How little they both earn
And mother drops by mondays
Just to nag about the world
Then she stays to nag at dallas
`cause she hates those texas girls
Poor cow
Youll get your dumb man
Youll see your whole life coming at you
In the back of his hand
Poor cow
Its a monkey see town
Youll walk down the aisle
In the hand me down gown
Of some poor cow
Oh them rich bitch girls
Aint like our lass
Got no spine for labour
Like us working class
Us gamey lot
Still got our pride
We got our health
Its just the truth thats died


