Well we're living here in Allentown
And he's driven our lives into the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk

I was happy and my life was good
Getting married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
(I remember that)

And we're living here here in Allentown
But they're taking Teddy's finger now
And I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my shit
And shoot Allen in the face
Then shoot myself

(You totally butchered that song.
You totally butchered my life)
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Allentown Lyrics

Ed Helms – Allentown Lyrics

Songwriters: BILLY JOEL
Allentown lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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