I love Lucy
I love Lucy Liu
Yes I love her twice as much as you
Now there's Jolie
Angela Jolie
Could you ever look as good as she
Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh

And I just want someone that will come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come
Why don't you come home

Now there's Zeta
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Yes her body is perfectly toned
When I meet her
We'll be mates you'll see
And I'll be the guy the guys want to be
Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh
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And I just want someone that will come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come
Why don't you come home
And just one star jump out of magazines
Into my arms
Hey now
We took it too
We took it too far

You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
Stop watching me
Oh, ho-o-whoa

And I just want someone that will come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come
Why don't you come home
And just one star jump out of magazines
Into my arms
Hey now
We took it too
We took it too far