I took her on a date things seemed so bright I knew I would not need my youporn tonight We go to her place and we fooled around We throw all our clothes to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights I start but feel something so very extra tight I hear her cry and I see her frown I look at the condom it is all brown
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better In my defense those holes are so close together Oh baby baby don't feel defiled It's a common accident during doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good I had no idea where I put my wood I want to make things better want to make it alright If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
I never ever want to make you feel hurting I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics If this was Alabama we would be on trial That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
I've got a confession and I think you wont mind I kinda liked when you put it in my behind I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite Can't we just try it again tonight?
Every night I stick it in the wrong hole It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control When we stick it in the wrong hole.