Shirley Shirley bo burley Banana fana for firley Fe fi for firley shirley!
Lincoln Lincoln bo bincoln Banana fana for fincoln Fe fi for fincoln lincoln!
C'mon everybody, yeah! I said let's play a game I betcha I can make a rhyme Out of anybody's name.
The first letter of the name I'll treat it like it wasn't there But if a "B" or an "F" ever will appear Then I say a for and a fi and I say the name Banana fano and for And then I say the name again
And I say the name again With an "M" this time There isn't a name That I can't rhyme.
Arnold Arnold bo barnold Banana fano for farnold Fe fi mo marnold arnold!
But if the first two letters Are ever the same Drop them both And say the name
Like Bob, Bob drop the "B" spells ob or Fran, Fran drop the "F" spells ran or Mary, Mary drop the "M" spells ary That's the only rule that is contrary.
Now let's say Divi, Divi! Now Divi with a "B", Bivi! Then banana fana for, banana fana for! Then you say the name again with an "F", very plain, Fivi! Fe fi then mo, and fe fi then mo Then you say the name again with an "M" this time, Mivi!
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme Now do Divi!
Divi Divi bo bivi Banana fana for fivi Fe fi mo mivi divi!
Let's do Marsha Marsha Marsha bo barsha Banana fana for farsha Fe fi mo marsha marsha!
A little trick with dick dick Dick bo bick Banana fana for fick Fe fi mo mick dick!