DA DA DA…
You’re like cheap wine to my channel 9
‘Cause 60 minutes never felt so damn right
But I know the rules of the game are working against me
Days 1, 2, 3 are staring at me
As I stare at my phone and start pondering
How bad it would be to just be me
But I know that I should suffer
‘Cause WikiHow is saying that to be a good lover
I have to understand my lover’s boundaries
DA DA DA…
If you knew me it would be easier to see
That I’m a product of my anxiety
But I count to 3 and remember to breathe
As I stare into space and start conjuring some words
To make you love me
But that’s all that I can muster
‘Cause Dr Phil is saying that to be a good lover
I have to show this girl that I have empathy
DA DA DA…
But I know that I should suffer
‘Cause Dr. Phil is saying that to be a good lover
I have to understand my lover’s boundaries
You’re like cheap wine to my channel 9
‘Cause 60 minutes never felt so damn right
But I know the rules of the game are working against me
Days 1, 2, 3 are staring at me
As I stare at my phone and start pondering
How bad it would be to just be me
