Sunny sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe¡ºlots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night

Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Thru the crowded haunted house below
Oh no
Human hamburger no
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And it's crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk


See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh police! (call your lawyer first)
Make the witnesses go home
And they'll turn on the tv

And see the crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk¡­.