I called you today and you said 'no' You think I'm a self obsessed little git And I think you're right.... I felt her today and she backed off She thinks I'm a big-headed little tosser And I think she's right....
(CHORUS) So as I talk about myself And fuck myself Try to chat up girls and Scare them off Don't deflated my inflated ego
I love myself so much My willy's gone the other way Yup, uh-huh... And now I'm feeling sorry for myself Can you blame me? Can you? But if you massage it for me I'll Show you a good time ba-by!
Woo-hoo yeah I'm not scared to piss you off on TV Coz I'm an ignorant dickhead So put that in your pipe and smoke it, love me I hurt your feelings I pleasure myself And we all live unhappily together in this universe And the solar system designed for me and my ego Yeah.... ego-a-go-go-go-go.....
I'm ballooning, it's ballooning, my man's ballooning... (to end)