Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like chairry!) Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair! Pee-wee's so excited, 'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!) To go wacky, at pee-wee's playhouse!
There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from puppetland (what that?) Dirty dog, cool cat, and chicky baby are the puppet band (yeah!) He's got a couple of talkin' fish, And a genie who'll grant a wish - Golly, it's cuckoo at pee-wee's playhouse!
Globey's spinnin', mr. Window's grinnin', 'cause pterri's flyin' by (hello!) The flowers are singin', the picture phone is ringin', And the dinosaur family goes, "hi!" Mr. Kite's soarin', conky's still a snorin', There's the flashing magic screen. The cowntess is so classy, randy's kinda sassy - A nuttier establishment you've never seen! Spend the day with pee-wee and you'll see what we mean! (come on!)
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (wake up!) 'cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen - Now we've given you fair warnin'! It's gonna be that kind of mornin' - For bein' wacky! For getting nutty! Golly, it's cuckoo! At pee-wee's playhouse!