CHORUS: Well them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong. They're too damn skinny and way too long, well I ain't a holy roller so I just use a bong. Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong.
Them boys down there in Texas got some damn fine weed. They smuggle it across the Rio their using that Mexican breed. Well that's exploitin cheap labor but hell that's a Texan's creed. Yeah them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed.
The boys in Colorado just assume pay for gold, the nights are too long the growin season's too cold. They just assume smoke a joint someone else has rolled. At least that's what I've been told.
Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin their weed. Them alligators is mean they eat up all the seed. But on a bayou tonight by the light of the full moon, you can walk out and pick you a sack full of shrooms.
Them faggots down in Norman they got a kinky streak. They like to roll their own and sit and rest for two weeks. But they'll sure start to puffin on it if you stick one in their beak, them faggots down in Norman got a kinky streak.