Tarzan wasn't a ladies man, He'd just come along and scoop em Up under his arm like that, Quick as a cat, in the jungle. Clark Kent, now there was a real gent, He would not be caught sittin' around in no jungle scape, dumb as an ape, doin' nothing.
[Chorus] Superman never made any money, Savin' the world from Solomon Grundy. And sometimes I despair The world will never see another man like him.
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job! Even though he coulda smashed through Any bank in the United States. He had the strength but he would not. Folks said his family were all dead. Planet crumbled, but Superman he forced himself To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep goin'
Tarzan was king of the jungle, And lord over all the apes. But he could hardly string together Four words, I Tarzan you Jane.
Sometimes when Supe was stoppin' crimes, I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit And turn his back on man, Join Tarzan in the forest. But he stayed in the city, Kept on changin' clothes In dirty old phone booths 'til his work was through. Had northin' to do but go on home.