Bewitched, Bothered & Bewilered Lyrics

I'm wild again, beguiled again
A whimpering, simpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I.

Couldn't sleep, wouldn't sleep
When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I.

I lost my heart, but what of it, she is cold I agree
She might laugh, but I love it, although the laugh's on me.

I'll sing to her, bring spring to her
And long, for the day when I'll cling to her.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I.

She's a fool and don't I know it,
But a fool can have her charms,
I'm in love and don't I know it,
Like a babe in arms.

Love's the same old sad sensation,
Lately I've not slept a wink,
Since this half pint imitation,
Put me on the blink.

I've sinned a lot, I mean a lot,
But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I.

I'll sing to her, each spring to her,
And worship the trousers that cling to her.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I.

When he talks, she is seeking,
Words to get off her chest.
Horizontally speaking
She's at her very best.

Vexed again, perplexed again,
Thank God I can be oversexed again.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I.

Wise at last, my eyes at last,
Are cutting you down to your size at last,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more.

Burned a lot but learned a lot,
And now you are broke so you earned a lot,
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more.

Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic,
Life was so hard to bear,
Now my heart's antiseptic,
Since you moved out of there.

Romance finis.
Your chance finis.
Those ants that invaded my pants finis.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more.