They said release remote control
But we didnt want it on the label
They said, fly to amsterdam
The people laughed but the press went mad
Ooh ooh ooh someones really smart
Ooh ooh ooh complete control, thats a laugh
On the last tour my mates couldnt get in
Id open up the back door but theyd get run out again
At every hotel we was met by the law
Come for the party - come to make sure!
Ooh ooh ooh have we done something wrong?
Ooh ooh ooh complete control, even over this song
They said wed be artistically free
When we signed that bit of paper
They meant lets make a lotsa mon-ee
An worry about it later
Ooh ooh ooh Ill never understand
Ooh ooh ooh complete control - lemme see your other hand!
All over the news spread fast
Theyre dirty, theyre filthy
They aint gonna last!
This is joe public speaking
Im controlled in the body, controlled in the mind
Total
C-o-n control - that means you!