Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king He cha-chaæ?¯ when the band is playin?rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold. (Chorus): Because heæ?¯ too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin?weaker when he tries to do the stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and itæ?¯ goin?to stray. Chicks told Casey, æ?§ou better move man, This is only a one night stand?br> Casey wasnæ?° in time but he was dancin?awhile Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style. 2x Chorus Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in '22 Now, Iæ?¦ gonna give you fellows just a little tip If you wanna keep your girl youæ?? better get hip Or, youæ?£l be too pooped to pop, too old a soul You hips are gettin?weaker when youæ?£l try to do the stroll And every time your feet gettin?to go in one way Here comes a new dance youæ?£l be left to stray.