I've got a bird who gives me grief,
And I don't know what is her beef,
'Cos everyday she's on the 'phone,
Wanting to tell me off and moan,

I've got a bird that I can't please,
And now I feel I'm on my knees,
The situation's got so bad,
I'd rather be out with the lads!

Does she shut up?
Never shuts up,
Does she nag me?
Yeas, she always nag me,
Will it let up?
It never lets up,
Do this, Do that all day long!

Does she shut up?
Never shuts up,
Does she nag me?
Yeas, she always nag me,
Will it let up?
It never lets up,
Do this, Do that all day long!

Oi, girl, what's wrong now?
You've had a face on at me and acting like a cow,
I'm just real sick of all these rows,
You're doing my head in so I'm off into town!

So, Bye, Bye!
Have a nice day!
I'm out for my lunch,
And won't be back 'till 8,

Does she shut up?
Never shuts up,
Does she nag me?
Yeas, she always nag me,
Will it let up?
It never lets up,
Do this, Do that all day long!

Does she shut up?
Never shuts up,
Does she nag me?
Yeas, she always nag me,
Will it let up?
It never lets up,
Do this, Do that all day long!