I never cleaned my room never held a broom i was always screwing around never swept the floor organized my drawers since you came, my life turned around now the toilet seat's coming down and i'm happy nearly year around i don't have a frown now the toilet seat's coming down i never washed my face never cleaned my place never put a dish in the sink i was never into clothes smelling like a rose now i only care what you think now the toilet seat's coming down and i'm happy nearly year around i don't have a frown now the toilet seat's coming down now the toilet seat's coming down and i'm happy nearly year around i don't give a damn now the toilet seat's coming down
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