A dead loss,
No fun, just glum
Lying next to someone
So dont mention the war
Dont question where we stand
Or where we fall
North, south, east wheres best?
If I head left
It turns out directionless
And needle point aside
I always find
Embroidery leaves me blind
Cos Im too weary to rest
Since I noticed
Coming second best is close to ideal
What fools boredom breeds
So much to do
So many goldfish to feed
And paracetamol
I take them all
They line my stomach wall
With customary thirst
I search a water glass
But gin hits first
Oh dont believe the hype
Expectancy will always spoil a party
Its tourniquet by crochet
My waters break
Dont drive for pitys sake
Cos Im too weary to rest
Since I noticed
Coming second best
Is close to ideal