The perfect love song
Doesn't make you cry
It's filled with sorrow
And brutal goodbyes
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/buck+o+nine/the+sappy+love+song_20294907.html ]
So if she's cryin'
You know you've done something right
And if she hates you
You'll sleep better at night

The perfect lover
Never holds your hand
The perfect date feels
Just like a one night stand

The perfect girlfriend
Says this is the end
The perfect breakup
Ends in "can we be friends?"