Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship Boney M for our first passenger flight to Venus.
Ready for count-down: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - ignition - lift off Nightflight to Venus Way out there in space Nightflight to Venus Our new fav'right place
Nightflight to Venus All systems are go Nightflight to Venus The sky is aglow
Ladies and Gentlemen, we've had a successful take-off on this first Nightflight to Venus. Our flying time will be 8 hours. We'll be travelling at a speed of 2183 miles per second.
Nightflight to Venus Nightflight to Venus
Captain - unidentified object at 8 o'clock - 2 million miles away. Stand by for emergency manoeuvre. Object coming closer at the speed of light. We have 8 more seconds. Change course by 4 point 6 degrees. Order admitteted.
Ladies and Gentlemen, in a few minutes we are going to be landing on Venus, push the button on your left side, the safety mechanism will do the rest for you. We hope you enjoyed the world's first Nightflight to Venus, have a good time there.