I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie Mmmm, mmm, mmm. I was just a boy When I tried to eat my toy. Couldn't reacy my toes To put my shoes on. But now I'm 28, I'm big, fat, and overweight. I've got a new pastime to chew on. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Watchin' food go by, My, my, my. Plate of cheese nachos. I gotta watch those. Here come some now. Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Oh, no, none for me, thanks. Watchin' my figure. Oh, they look delicious. No, no, no, no. Oh, they smell good, too. Mmm...I shouldn't, I really shouldn't. You make these yourself? Well, maybe just two.