('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.') ('I'm uh, 17 years old.') ('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.') ('Which one? Uh, Huey or maybe Dewey'.) ('I'd like to meet you too. What are you doing in 8 to 10 years?')
It was dark in my room Like an ancient tomb 'cept the monitor burnin' bright I was tryin' to meet girls on the internet But I hadn't had a doggone bite
I was looking for love at 56K Typin' smut from town to town Said 'I'm a twenty-two year old college coed And I'm about to pull my panties down.'
'Cuz were in a little chat room Typing through the night My left hands' on my mouse and I'm tickling the keys with my right Come on and join our chat room Who you wanna to be today? Thoughts go around this chat room Anything's okay
Chat room Chat room
('Well! What a coincidence. I am a lesbian too.')
By the time the sun was comin' up I'd met girls from all 50 states Typin' 40 words a minute with just one hand So the other could co-allate
Yeah, them keys was humming Like a Whitehouse intern Toying with a chick in Belair But the truth made me sick She sent me a pic And it had a lot of mustache hair
'Cuz we're in a great big chat room Typing through the night Got me a chat room pen pal Hope she's a beautiful sight Come on and join our chat room Who you gonna meet today Try your luck in the chat room Across the cyberspace
Chat Room Chat Room Chat Room'
('I received your jpeg. Please resend. The photo appears to have smudged. It looks like you have a mustache'Hahaha LOL.') ('Perhaps we could meet in a more private room?') ('Back door?') ('Chip, is that you? You get your ass to bed before I come up there and disconnect your mo-dem!')